WAIT SO THATS HOW YOU DO THE THING
send this to your crush with no context
this is still the best story ever told at a talk show
i want snakebites :3
You’re not that scary.
Well, here’s a picture of your grandma’s feet!
Oh, darn it!
you know you’ve seen that show too many times when you read all that in their voices.
laughing so hard because this is so accurate
Taken with my iPhone.
If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.
my senior quote was better than yours